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Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.

  • -- Terry Pratchett 泰瑞·普莱契

永远不要相信一个总是咧嘴笑的物种。这是有原因的。

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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a man. You feel really dopey and useless and like a spectator. I did, anyway.

在产房里发生了一件事，一个女人变成十倍的女人，一个男人变成六倍的男人。你觉得自己很迟钝，很没用，就像一个旁观者。反正我做了,。

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By the time I was four, I would walk around the corner and wait at a local streetcar stop, get on the streetcar with somebody who looked like they could be my mother and go to the end of the line.

在我四岁的时候，我会走到拐角处，在一个当地的有轨电车站等车，和一个看起来像我妈妈的人一起上电车，然后走到队伍的尽头。

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Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.

每个人都有一本书在里面，但在大多数情况下，它应该放在那里。

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Everyone looked pensive, which is good cover-up for clueless.

每个人都显得若有所思，这是掩盖无知的好办法。

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