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I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

  • -- Lefty Gomez 左撇子戈麦斯

我有一项新发明。这是一个旋转的鱼缸，用来盛累了的金鱼。

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We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.

我们都知道关于人权法案的故事…关于不能被驱逐出境的非法移民，我不是在瞎编，因为他有一只宠物猫。

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Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

不要把你的狗当作人来对待，否则它们会把你当作狗来对待。

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