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I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

  • -- Lefty Gomez 左撇子戈麦斯

我有一项新发明。这是一个旋转的鱼缸，用来盛累了的金鱼。

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Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

我们的猫是善良的鸽贝，她认为世界是她的，她找到一个舒适的地方，然后我们宠物龟羊咕噜咕噜叫。

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People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

养狗的人都是懦夫，他们没有勇气咬人。

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