And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

  • -- Sarah Silverman 莎拉·西尔弗曼

然后,在我回到大学二年级之前,我决定把我的专业改为艺术和科学。我爸爸和我达成了一个协议:他说如果我退学,他就给我未来三年的房租,就像我在学校一样。

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Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

与恶习作斗争,与邻居和睦相处,在新的一年里让自己成为更好的人。