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I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.

  • -- Brian Francis 布莱恩·弗朗西斯

我不敢相信她活了这么久。上帝一定在躲避她。

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Some battles don’t have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire.

有些战斗没有赢家。有时候，一个好将军所能希望的最好的结果就是停火。

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Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

你知道，做一个男人不容易。我今天得穿好衣服，还有其他的压力。

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