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When it comes to wine and buttocks, the redder, the better.

  • -- Danny Tyran 丹尼·泰伦

说到葡萄酒和臀部，越红越好。

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He begged hard, and said he couldn't play-a plausible excuse, but too thin; there wasn't a musician in the country that could.

他苦苦哀求，说他不能玩——这似乎是一个合理的借口，但太牵强;这个国家没有一个音乐家能做到这一点。

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He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him.

他从来都不害羞，但是在女孩子面前他总是有点不确定。他只是不敢相信他们喜欢他。

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