Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.

  • -- Conan O'Brien 科南·奥布莱恩

早些时候,他们用一个鸡蛋定时器给我的合同计时。

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The type of contract between players and producers is, I feel, antiquated in form and abstract in concept. We have no privacies which producers cannot invade, they trade us like cattle, boss us like children.

我觉得球员和制作人之间的合同形式过时,概念抽象。我们没有生产者不能侵犯的隐私,他们像牛一样交易我们,像孩子一样指挥我们。

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

我认为自己是一个聪明,敏感的人,有小丑的灵魂,总是迫使我在最重要的时刻打击它。

And in fact, I think one of the best guides to telling you who you are, and I think children use it all the time for this purpose, is fantasy.

事实上,我认为告诉你你是谁的最好的指南之一,我认为孩子们总是用它来达到这个目的,那就是幻想。

Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times.

任何一个好色的傻瓜都可以爱一百万个女人,但只有真正的男人可以爱一个克隆了一百万次的女人。