My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我的邻居有一条环形车道……他出不去了。

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There is an idea abroad among moral people that they should make their neighbors good. One person I have to make good: Myself. But my duty to my neighbor is much more nearly expressed by saying that I have to make him happy if I may.

有道德的人们普遍认为应该善待邻居。我必须让一个人变得优秀:我自己。但是,我对邻居的责任更接近于通过说,如果可能的话,我必须让他幸福来表达。

I lived in an attached house. My father used to drive into the wrong driveway all the time. He'd say, Damn it, how do you tell one of these houses from another?

我住在附带的房子里。我父亲过去总是开错车道。他会说,该死,你怎么把这些房子和其他房子区分开来?

It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire.

当你邻居的墙着火时,这是你的责任。