I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

  • -- Brad Garrett 布拉德·加勒特

如果我不是喜剧演员,我可能会成为一名教师。

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I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.

我只是喜欢观察别人——这是我从小就做的事情,而且我做得很好。这也是我成为喜剧演员的一个重要原因。我的听众中有各种各样你能想象得到的人,我喜欢这样。

It is commonly said that a teacher fails if he has not been surpassed by his students. There has been no failure on our part in this regard considering how far they have gone.

人们常说老师如果没有被学生超越就会失败。考虑到他们已经走了多远,我们在这方面没有失败。

I felt like I was a teacher. But nowadays, I am as much a student of his. He writes a lot of what we play.

我觉得自己像个老师。但现在,我是他的学生。他写了很多我们玩的东西。

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

看电视就像给你的第三只眼睛涂上黑色喷漆。