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If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

  • -- Mark Twain 马克·吐温

如果你说实话，你不需要好的记忆力!

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Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

现在对我来说，伊迪丝看起来像是会吃掉她的孩子的东西。

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

政治笑话的问题在于他们是被选举出来的。

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