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If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

  • -- Mark Twain 马克·吐温

如果你说实话，你不需要好的记忆力!

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The lovely Hazard girls', they used to call them. Huh. Lovely is as lovely does; if they looked like what they behave like, they'd frighten little children.

“可爱的哈扎德女孩”，她们常这么叫她们。嗯。可爱的行为才是可爱的;如果他们看起来像他们的行为，他们会吓到小孩子。

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Network administrators all share an abiding and passionate desire for one thing: We want our users to shut up.

网络管理员都有一个持久而热情的愿望:我们希望我们的用户闭嘴。

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