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If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

  • -- Mark Twain 马克·吐温

如果你说实话，你不需要好的记忆力!

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Now I know this is going to seem counter to every instinct that you have, but I'm going to ask you to sit still, or I'll put you in the trunk.

现在我知道这似乎与你的本能背道而驰，但我要请你安静地坐着，否则我就把你放进后备箱。

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

政治笑话的问题在于他们是被选举出来的。

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