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I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!

  • -- Miguel de Cervantes 塞万提斯

我不明白我的屁股和魔法有什么关系!

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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of being well-preserved, but to skid sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, still screaming, Whoo what a ride!

生命不应该是带着保存完好的意图走向坟墓的旅程，而应该是侧身而行，一手拿着巧克力，一手拿着葡萄酒，仍然尖叫着:“啊，多么美妙的旅程啊!”

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Scientists never study the important things. Like why some animals seem to have evolved the ability to gloat.

科学家从不研究重要的东西。比如为什么有些动物似乎进化出了幸灾乐祸的能力。

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