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So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.

  • -- Lyndon B. Johnson 林登·约翰逊

他太笨了，不能一边放屁一边嚼口香糖。

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Every year, I am reminded of the kids who aren't in the freshman class and aren't graduating. I remember every single one of them. That is the worst of times for me, to see the future snuffed out.

每年，我都会想起那些不是大一新生，也不会毕业的孩子。我记得他们每一个人。对我来说，这是最糟糕的时刻，眼看着未来被扼杀。

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A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist!

一块砖可以用来测量时间。是的，只要想想手腕上绑着一条砖风管，你看起来会多么时尚!

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