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So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.

  • -- Lyndon B. Johnson 林登·约翰逊

他太笨了，不能一边放屁一边嚼口香糖。

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I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!

我试着告诉他们约会的过程，因为我现在是单身，这是多么可怕，我有多少愚蠢的约会经历。所以我真的很努力地推销他，但是他一直很想要我!

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Good counsel is no better than bad counsel, if it be not taken in time.

好的忠告如果不及时采纳，并不比坏的忠告好。

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