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So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.

  • -- Lyndon B. Johnson 林登·约翰逊

他太笨了，不能一边放屁一边嚼口香糖。

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Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

男人比女人过得好得多。首先，他们结婚晚;另一方面，他们死得早。

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What seems tragic now won't even be an issue in a few years time.

现在看来很悲惨的事情，几年后甚至都不会成为问题。

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