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So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.

  • -- Lyndon B. Johnson 林登·约翰逊

他太笨了，不能一边放屁一边嚼口香糖。

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I certainly wasn't happy. Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it. What I was given was the thing you can't earn, and can't keep, and often don't even recognize at the time; I mean joy.

我当然不高兴。幸福与理性有关，而只有理性才能赢得幸福。我得到的是你挣不到的东西，不能保存的东西，往往在那个时候你甚至不认识它;我的意思是快乐。

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Many a time from a bad beginning great friendships have sprung up.

很多时候，从一个糟糕的开始，伟大的友谊已经出现。

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