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When I was your age, television was called books.

  • -- Princess Bride 公主新娘

我像你这么大的时候，电视叫书。

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If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth.

如果你是其他人，你的坚果将采取一个很长的假期，目的地将是你的嘴。

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As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me.

只要我们对敌人说谎，对我来说就足够诚实了。

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