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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我把去污剂倒在我的狗身上。现在他走了。

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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

一个爱猫的人是不可能赶走这些警觉、温柔、有鉴别力的朋友的，他们给予我们的关心和殷勤只够让我们渴望更多。

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A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

小猫最引人注目的地方是，它总是毫无缘由地跑来跑去，还没跑到那儿就停下来了。

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