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Write like no one's going to read it !

  • -- Tom Evans 汤姆·伊万斯

写得好像没人会读一样!

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You know if you're jogging, when you speed up and you aren't used to it you get tired and pant? Well cars can't do that, so they blow up instead.

你知道，如果你在慢跑，当你加速时，你不习惯它，你会感到疲倦和气喘?汽车做不到这一点，所以它们会爆炸。

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If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth.

如果你是其他人，你的坚果将采取一个很长的假期，目的地将是你的嘴。

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