I never set out to do a sketch show.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我从来没有打算做一个素描表演。

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You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. I thought I was a loser until you walked up here; you made me feel like a man.

你知道,我做这个节目已经六年了,这可能是我第一次遇到一个没有得分的人,我认为这是一种很好的方式。我以为我是个失败者,直到你走过来;你让我觉得自己像个男人。

Many words are not wanting to show that the particular view of each court occasioned the dangers which affected the public tranquillity; yet the whole is charged to my account. Nor is this sufficient.

许多话并不想表明,每一法院的特定观点造成了影响公共安宁的危险;但是全部都记在我的账上了。这还不够。

You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly.

你真的不知道你写的东西是否有趣。在单口喜剧和小品喜剧中,你马上就知道,你可以做出相应的改变。

When you're on a set it can be very tedious and slow. It's just not as big as when you see it on film.

当你在片场的时候,它可能是非常乏味和缓慢的。只是没有你在电影里看到的那么大。

My pamphlet did not set the Torrens on fire.

我的小册子并没有点燃托伦斯。