I'm really bad at writing jokes.

  • -- Glenn Howerton 格伦·豪顿

我真的不擅长写笑话。

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People are remarkably bad at remembering long lists of goals. I learned this at a professional level when trying to get my high-performance coaching clients to stay on track; the longer their lists of to-dos and goals, the more overwhelmed and off-track they got. Clarity comes with simplicity.

人们非常不善于记住长长的目标清单。当我试图让我的高绩效教练客户保持在正轨上时,我在专业水平上学会了这一点;他们的待办事项和目标清单越长,他们就越不知所措,越偏离轨道。清晰伴随着简单。

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

我的很多幽默都集中在讲笑话的过程中,我认为这可以防止某些观众暂停他们的不信任感。这可能会惹恼一些人,但我没办法。

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.

我参加了一个游戏节目。当我输了,他们给了我一个可爱的临别礼物。那是一把梳子。

Good and bad exist always, everywhere.

好的和坏的总是存在的,无处不在。