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笑话
Jokes
I do love jokes.
我喜欢开玩笑。
I prefer sayings over jokes.
我喜欢格言胜过笑话。
X-rays will prove to be a hoax.
x光将被证明是一个骗局。
The gods too are fond of a joke.
众神也喜欢开玩笑。
I'm really bad at writing jokes.
我真的不擅长写笑话。
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
我的一生都在讲笑话。
A joke is a question of mind over manner.
笑话是一种心理问题而不是态度问题。
I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
我讲笑话是为了赚钱;我上电视是为了支票。
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
每讲十个笑话,你就有一百个敌人。
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
我喜欢写笑话,这就是我所想的。
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
永恒只是一瞬间,足够用来开玩笑。
Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
只有拿破仑比我做得更多。但是我比他高。
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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
家庭笑话是维系大多数家庭生存的纽带,尽管被陌生人理所当然地诅咒。
I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?
我喜欢开玩笑,喜欢微笑,喜欢让人微笑。我可能有点不一样,但没关系,谁想成为正常人呢?
The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
认识新朋友最快的方法是在鸡尾酒吧拿别人的零钱。
I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
我只剩下一件事,而且只有一件事,那就是小丑。它把我置于比任何政治家都高得多的位置。
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
我一直在想,我要用这些愚蠢的笑话做什么才是重要的。
You don't know how many times i tried to tell you the truth through my jokes...
你不知道有多少次我试图通过我的笑话告诉你真相…