A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
笑话
Jokes
I do love jokes.
我喜欢开玩笑。
I prefer sayings over jokes.
我喜欢格言胜过笑话。
X-rays will prove to be a hoax.
x光将被证明是一个骗局。
The gods too are fond of a joke.
众神也喜欢开玩笑。
I'm really bad at writing jokes.
我真的不擅长写笑话。
My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
我的一生都在讲笑话。
A joke is a question of mind over manner.
笑话是一种心理问题而不是态度问题。
I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.
我讲笑话是为了赚钱;我上电视是为了支票。
For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
每讲十个笑话，你就有一百个敌人。
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
我喜欢写笑话，这就是我所想的。
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
永恒只是一瞬间，足够用来开玩笑。
Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
只有拿破仑比我做得更多。但是我比他高。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
The trouble with the jokes is that once they're written, I know how they're supposed to work, and all I can do is not hit them. I'm more comfortable improvising. If I have just two or three ideas and I know how the character feels, what the character wants, everything in between is like trapeze work.
这些笑话的问题在于，一旦写好了，我就知道该怎么写了，而我所能做的就是不打击他们。我更喜欢即兴发挥。如果我只有两三个想法，而且我知道角色的感受，角色想要什么，那么这两者之间的一切就像空中飞人一样。
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
笑话的趣味不同对感情有很大的影响。
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
俏皮话。尖锐而聪明的评论，通常被引用但很少被注意到;俗人喜欢说的笑话。
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
主啊，求你饶恕我对你开的小玩笑，我也要饶恕你对我开的大玩笑。
There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.
在喜剧中有一种光荣的自由感，只要允许自己讲笑话，允许自己打断自己，讲我编的或没有编的古老的非洲民间故事，以及牙买加故事。