People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

人和松鼠是非常不同的。大多数人不会这么认为。但我发现有一种情况它们非常相似。那就是:当我开着车向他们驶来的时候。然后它们就很难区分了——尤其是如果人类是多毛的。

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I know without our fans and the devotion of our fans we wouldn't be here. I don't mean to put them down, but I'm just stating a fact that it is hard to play to people that see you all the time and it takes a lot of fun out of it in some ways.

我知道,没有我们的球迷和球迷的奉献,我们就不会在这里。我并不想贬低他们,但我只是想说明一个事实,那就是和那些经常见到你的人一起玩很难,而且在某些方面会让你失去很多乐趣。

The other thing is we have an incredible villain. And we worked very hard to have villains that are connected to the hero. They have an effect, an emotional effect. They never become out-of-this-world, crazy villains.

另一件事是我们有一个令人难以置信的恶棍。我们非常努力地让反派和英雄联系在一起。它们有一种影响,一种情感上的影响。他们永远不会脱离这个世界,成为疯狂的恶棍。

The automobile, both a cause and an effect of this decentralization, is ideally suited for our vast landscape and our generally confused and contrary commuting patterns.

汽车,作为这种权力下放的原因和结果,非常适合我们广阔的景观和我们普遍混乱和相反的通勤模式。

If need be, I will even meet the Prime Minister. But I want the people who are at the receiving end and who know the problems first-hand to talk to him.

如果有必要,我甚至将会见首相。但我希望那些在接收端、直接了解问题的人与他交谈。

Situation comedies are old-fashioned - they stick to formulas. I resent their music which is old fashioned. I resent the use of a laugh track.

情景喜剧已经过时了——它们都遵循套路。我讨厌他们的老式音乐。我讨厌使用笑轨。

That sense of failure, I don't know where people put it who don't write songs and aren't able to emote physically. It must go somewhere.

那种失败的感觉,我不知道人们把它放在哪里,他们既不会写歌,也不会动情。它一定去了什么地方。

I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses.

我认为我们必须像明星一样行动,因为这是对我们的期望。所以我们开着我们的大汽车,住在我们的智能房子里。

The worst situation you can have in a thriller is a lead who looks like he can handle himself.

在惊悚片中,最糟糕的情况就是主角看起来能控制自己。

If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

如果人类想在一个篮子里下地狱,技术可以帮助它乘飞机到达那里。

I don't think you're human if you don't get nervous.

如果你不紧张,我不认为你是人类。