People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

人和松鼠是非常不同的。大多数人不会这么认为。但我发现有一种情况它们非常相似。那就是:当我开着车向他们驶来的时候。然后它们就很难区分了——尤其是如果人类是多毛的。

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If all human lives depended upon their usefulness - as might be judged by certain standards - there would be a sudden and terrific mortality in the world.

如果所有人的生命都依赖于它们的用处- -这可以用某些标准来判断- -世界上就会突然出现可怕的死亡。

Remote villages and communities have lost their identity, and their peace and charm have been sacrificed to that worst of abominations, the automobile.

偏远的村庄和社区已经失去了它们的特性,它们的和平和魅力被牺牲给了最可怕的东西,汽车。

We got our split. We're not in a terrible situation. We could definitely be in a better situation, but stuff happens and we've got to rebound from it.

我们分手了。我们的处境并不糟糕。我们当然可以处于一个更好的处境,但是事情发生了,我们必须从中恢复过来。

I'm not patient, and some things drive me crazy. In my work, I get incredibly upset when people don't get it right or don't respect others' needs.

我没有耐心,有些事情让我发疯。在我的工作中,当人们做得不对或不尊重别人的需求时,我会感到非常沮丧。

I realized I had been keeping people around even when deep down I knew they were bad for me. I had overridden myself.

我意识到我一直把人留在身边,即使在内心深处我知道他们对我有害。我把自己压倒了。

But then there is the one who seems to have a hard time separating the actor's work from reality.

但还有一个人似乎很难将演员的工作与现实分开。

It's really hard to decide when you're too tired to hold on, But you're too in love let go.

真的很难决定什么时候你太累了,无法坚持,但你太爱了,所以放手吧。

An effective human being is a whole that is greater than the sum of its parts.

一个有效的人是一个整体,它大于其各部分之和。

Each situation is a blossom to be picked with a curious spirit.

每一种情况都是一朵花,要带着好奇的精神去采摘。

I do have a Bentley. I do go out.

我有一辆宾利。我经常出去。