People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

人和松鼠是非常不同的。大多数人不会这么认为。但我发现有一种情况它们非常相似。那就是:当我开着车向他们驶来的时候。然后它们就很难区分了——尤其是如果人类是多毛的。

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If the pressure is getting to you, whistle. In a barely audible way. It's the best way I know of to let go of tension. Music gets your mind off the situation, and the act of whistling melts the tension out of your body.

如果压力来袭,吹口哨。以一种几乎听不见的方式。这是我所知道的最好的放松紧张的方法。音乐可以让你的大脑摆脱这种情况,吹口哨的动作可以融化你身体的紧张感。

If you really care about someone, you will make time for them. It's not hard to pick up a phone and send a text message.

如果你真的在乎一个人,你会为他们腾出时间。拿起电话发短信并不难。

Virtuous people often revenge themselves for the constraints to which they submit by the boredom which they inspire.

有道德的人常常为他们所受的约束和他们所激发的无聊而报复自己。

You don't have to be a rock star - if you don't like the situation you're in, you don't have to settle for it.

你不必成为一个摇滚明星——如果你不喜欢你现在的处境,你也不必将就。

He's computerized, but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I understand the personality of the car.

他是电脑化的,但我不会让他冷静下来。我创建了小猫。我了解这辆车的特性。

Sometimes it's not that two people aren't right for eachother. It's more like the timing wasn't right.

有时候并不是两个人不适合彼此。更像是时机不对。

I had a hard childhood. Hard for my parents. Not that bad for me.

我有一个艰难的童年。对我父母来说很难。对我来说还不错。

The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it.

人类的精神比发生在它身上的任何事情都强大。

I just see myself as a human being that's concerned about life.

我只是把自己看作一个关心生活的人。

Yeah, it's risky, but no more risky than driving a car.

是的,这很危险,但并不比开车更危险。