When I get old, I'm going to the old folks' home. I don't want to be one of those guys who's hanging around the house bothering the kids. But not just any old folks' home. I want the whole top floor.

  • -- Shaquille O'Neal 沙奎尔·奥尼尔

当我老了,我要去老人院。我不想成为那种成天在屋子里骚扰孩子们的人。但不是普通的养老院。我要整个顶层。

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

如果你从来没有扔雪球的冲动,衰老的过程就会牢牢地把你抓在手中。

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

老朋友的好处之一就是你可以和他们一起做傻事。

We get too soon old and too late smart.

我们老得太早,聪明得太晚。

I didn't get the charm gene.

我没有魅力基因。