My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.

-- Dennis Franz 丹尼斯·弗兰兹

医生问我是否吸烟，我说只有在工作、打高尔夫球或喝酒的时候才吸烟。然后我意识到我唯一不抽烟的时候就是我在家的时候。我甚至没有意识到我已经成为一个吸烟者。

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The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.

医生对他的病人应该是不透明的，就像一面镜子，应该只显示给他看的东西。

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Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report, the odds keep staking more in your favour.

每次你去看医生，得到一份好的报告，胜算就会越来越大。

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Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.

在适当的时候闭上嘴，似乎是聪明的一半。

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I put my foot in my mouth every time I'm interviewed.

每次面试我都说错话。

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