Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

婴儿不需要假期,但我仍然能在海滩上看到他们……真让我生气!我会走过去对一个小婴儿说,‘你在这里做什么?你这辈子一天也没工作过!”

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Two premature babies was not a genetic thing; we were just unlucky.

两个早产儿不是遗传的;我们只是运气不好。

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.

没有人比刚度过假期的人更需要假期了。

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

每一个出生在这个世界上的婴儿都比上一个更好。

I hate vacations. There's nothing to do.

我讨厌假期。没什么可做的。