Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

-- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

婴儿不需要假期，但我仍然能在海滩上看到他们……真让我生气!我会走过去对一个小婴儿说，‘你在这里做什么?你这辈子一天也没工作过!”

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Before babies, I worked very hard to make sure I understood my surroundings and figured out where I fit in the world, whether it was at work or in a social situation.

在生孩子之前，我非常努力地工作，以确保我了解周围的环境，弄清楚自己在这个世界上的位置，无论是在工作中还是在社交场合。

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I love being on vacation and never knowing what day of the week it is.

我喜欢度假，从来不知道今天是星期几。

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These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.

这些可怜的婴儿直到准备好了才来。

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I hate vacations. There's nothing to do.

我讨厌假期。没什么可做的。

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