Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

婴儿不需要假期,但我仍然能在海滩上看到他们……真让我生气!我会走过去对一个小婴儿说,‘你在这里做什么?你这辈子一天也没工作过!”

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Because our generation has waited so long to have babies, we feel we've 'discovered' something that women have been doing for thousands of years. I have no illusions that I will be in the same situation as the average working mother. I'm not trying to prove anything - I just want to have kids.

因为我们这一代人等了这么久才要孩子,我们觉得我们已经“发现”了女性几千年来一直在做的事情。我不抱任何幻想,认为自己会和普通的职业母亲一样。我不想证明什么——我只是想要孩子。

I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.

我度假不开心。在我很少有三个小时不用工作的时候,我感到非常不舒服。

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

一个两岁的孩子就像有一个搅拌机,但是你没有一个顶部来装它。

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.

没有人比刚度过假期的人更需要假期了。