Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on my Twitter feed, and I'm a nice guy. Imagine if I was a jerk.

  • -- Jeff Ross 杰夫·罗斯

大多数人,当他们想到侮辱时,他们会把它藏在心里。但你不会相信别人在我的推特上说的话,我是个好人。想象一下如果我是个混蛋。

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I always knew the importance of it, since I was three or four years old my mother used to feed me wine and water. I grew up with wine as liquid food.

我总是知道它的重要性,因为我三、四岁的时候,我的母亲经常喂我酒和水。我从小就以酒为液态食物。

I have a Twitter, but I'm not a tweeter... if that really makes sense.

我有推特,但我不是推特用户……如果这真的有意义的话。

If thou hast not a capon, feed on an onion.

如果你没有阉鸡,就以洋葱为食。