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There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down.

  • -- Paul Erdos 厄多斯

衰老有三个迹象。第一个迹象是一个人忘记了他的定理。第二个迹象是他忘记拉上拉链。第三个迹象是他忘记拉下拉链。

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If there's one thing i've learned in life, it's to fight. Fight for what's right. Fight for what you believe in, what's important to you. But most importantly, fight for the once you love, and never forget to tell anyone how much they mean to you while they're still alive.

如果我在生活中学到了一件事，那就是战斗。为正义而战。为你的信仰而战，为对你重要的东西而战。但最重要的是，为你曾经爱过的人而奋斗，永远不要忘记在他们活着的时候告诉他们对你有多重要。

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My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It's all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you.

我和我的女朋友从来没有让对方忘记我们是多么的相爱。这一切都是为了提醒对方她对你来说是多么重要和特别。

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When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.

当我看我写的很多老东西时，我认为业余幽默写作的一个标志就是当你看到人们太努力了。

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First of all: no one in their right mind would sign an exclusive contract.

首先:没有一个头脑正常的人会签署排他性合同。

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