The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

  • -- P. J. O'Rourke P.J.O'Rourke公司

在整个节日期间,正确的行为是醉酒。这种醉意在新年前夜达到顶峰,当你喝得酩酊大醉时,你会亲吻你的结婚对象。

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The way of the miracle-worker is to see all human behavior as one two things: either love, or a call for love.

创造奇迹者的方法是把人类所有的行为看成两件事:要么是爱,要么是对爱的呼唤。

Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge.

人类行为有三个主要来源:欲望、情感和知识。