They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

  • -- Bill Maher 比尔·马赫

他们现在正在讨论禁止在一周内被十个人或更多的人使用的任何地方吸烟,我想,这意味着麦当娜甚至不能在床上吸烟。

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Unfortunately, with fertility, time is not your friend. People are waiting longer to get married and longer to have kids, and so many more people are experiencing fertility issues. But no one ever talks about it.

不幸的是,有了生育能力,时间并不是你的朋友。人们等待结婚和生孩子的时间越来越长,越来越多的人正在经历生育问题。但是从来没有人谈论它。

Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die.

没有什么比坐在阴凉处,啜饮杜松子酒,沉思他人的风流韵事更令人愉快的了,只要婚姻的蛀虫还活着,小说就不会消亡。

Marriage can be work, it can be difficult, it can be hard, but I think working through those times makes you stronger as a couple and as a unit.

婚姻可以是工作,它可以是困难的,它可以是困难的,但我认为,通过这些时间的工作使你作为一对夫妇和一个单位更强大。

Nobody should smoke cigarettes - and smoking with an ulcer is like pouring gasoline on a burning house.

任何人都不应该吸烟——溃疡性吸烟就像往着火的房子上浇汽油。

Boxing has kept me off the streets, stops me smoking and drinking and gives me something to do.

拳击让我远离街头,让我不再抽烟喝酒,让我有事可做。

It was an unknown thing, a lot of people had very bad trips and I like to be in control.

这是一个未知的事情,很多人都有非常糟糕的旅行,我喜欢控制。