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They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

  • -- Bill Maher 比尔·马赫

他们现在正在讨论禁止在一周内被十个人或更多的人使用的任何地方吸烟，我想，这意味着麦当娜甚至不能在床上吸烟。

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You have to wait for people to program you. The only difference is the amount of people that you're going to reach but that's going to even out in the next two or three years anyway. Computers are being bought faster than televisions right now.

你必须等待别人为你编写程序。唯一的不同是你能接触到的人的数量，但无论如何，在接下来的两三年内，你能接触到的人的数量将会持平。现在买电脑比买电视还快。

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We're one of the forces that causes actors to fasten seat belts before they take off chasing the bad guy in the car... or removes some of the cigarette smoking on television.

我们是促使演员在离开之前系好安全带去追赶车里的坏人的力量之一。或者减少电视上的吸烟。

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A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

一个人的友谊，就像他的意志一样，会因婚姻而失效——但同样会因朋友的婚姻而失效。

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But if people will laugh at my work and keep a sound roof over my head, who am I to complain?

但是，如果人们嘲笑我的工作，并为我提供一个健全的栖身之所，我又有什么可抱怨的呢?

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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

无论什么时候你想和某人结婚，都要和他的前妻一起吃午饭。

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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

吸烟使人多死，使死猪痊愈。

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