Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

  • -- Garry Trudeau 特鲁多

毕业典礼演讲的发明很大程度上是基于这样一种信念,即外向的大学生不应该被释放到这个世界上,除非他们被适当地镇定剂。

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It was a myth that's often perpetuated at commencement that holds that only hope and promise lie beyond the halls of academe. Don't worry, be happy. Everything is fine.

这是一个经常在毕业典礼上流传的神话,认为只有希望和希望才在学术殿堂之外。别担心,开心点。一切都很好。

I admired what my students were writing, but I think their improvement doesn't directly result from me but from being in a class, being with each other.

我很欣赏我的学生写的东西,但是我认为他们的进步并不是直接来自于我,而是来自于课堂上,来自于彼此之间的交流。

I wasn't really into body piercings until I found that about half my female students had them.

直到我发现我的女学生中有一半都有穿洞,我才真正喜欢上了穿洞。

A commencement is a time of joy. It is also a time of melancholy. But then again, so is life.

毕业典礼是欢乐的时刻。这也是一个忧郁的时刻。但话说回来,生活也是如此。