No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

  • -- Bill Cosby 比尔·科斯比

不管你多么冷静地去评判,父母的教养最终会产生奇怪的行为,我说的不是孩子。他们的行为总是正常的。

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The delicate and intricate pattern of competition and cooperation in the economic behavior of the hundreds of thousands of citizens of Stockholm offers a challenge to the economist that is perhaps as complex as the challenges of the physicist and the chemist.

斯德哥尔摩成千上万市民的经济行为中微妙而复杂的竞争与合作模式对经济学家提出了一个挑战,这个挑战可能与物理学家和化学家的挑战一样复杂。

There are two distinct classes of what are called thoughts: those that we produce in ourselves by reflection and the act of thinking and those that bolt into the mind of their own accord.

所谓思想,有两种截然不同的类型:一类是我们通过反思和思考的行为而产生于自身的思想,另一类则是我们自己的思维。

Having Down syndrome is like being born normal. I am just like you and you are just like me. We are all born in different ways, that is the way I can describe it. I have a normal life.

患有唐氏综合症就像生来正常一样。我就像你,你就像我。我们都以不同的方式出生,这是我可以描述的方式。我有一个正常的生活。

It's a shame, but every time I get something scientific in the script, I read up to find out what I'm talking about - but then I'm on to the next script and it's forgotten.

这是一个耻辱,但是每次我在剧本里看到一些科学的东西,我就会把它读出来,找出我在说什么——但是当我读到下一个剧本时,它就被遗忘了。

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

当我在大学里表演单口相声时,女孩们会在表演结束后和我聊天,这总是让我感觉很好。我喜欢和他们聊天。

I established a certain standard of behavior, that, during my playing, there must be no talking.

我建立了一定的行为准则,在我玩的时候,一定不能说话。

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

我的母亲保护我远离这个世界,我的父亲用它威胁我。

Human anger does not produce the righteousness that God desires.

人的怒气不能产生神所喜悦的义。

To understand your parents' love bear your own children.

要理解父母的爱,就要生自己的孩子。

I was a normal kid. I can't explain how normal I was.

我是个正常的孩子。我无法解释我有多正常。