Many people, many girls have tried to teach me the rules to football. And you would think that it would get in my head that way, but I just don't understand it.

-- John Hodgman 约翰·霍德曼

很多人，很多女孩都试图教我足球的规则。你可能会认为我脑子里会有这种想法，但我就是不明白。

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I lay in my dressing room after being in make-up waiting to go on. They knew I was feeling pretty rotten and they tried to give me time to rest. But I couldn't sleep. I couldn't do anything.

我化完妆躺在化妆室里等着继续化妆。他们知道我觉得很不舒服，他们想给我时间休息。但是我睡不着。我什么也做不了。

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I will teach you my townspeople how to perform a funeral for you have it over a troop of artists - unless one should scour the world - you have the ground sense necessary.

我将教你我的市民们如何为你举行一场葬礼。在一群艺术家面前举行葬礼——除非有人要扫荡整个世界——你必须有基本的常识。

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We tried to create advantages. We were never complacent.

我们试图创造优势。我们从不自满。

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One of my missions was to teach.

我的任务之一就是教书。

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