Many people, many girls have tried to teach me the rules to football. And you would think that it would get in my head that way, but I just don't understand it.

  • -- John Hodgman 约翰·霍德曼

很多人,很多女孩都试图教我足球的规则。你可能会认为我脑子里会有这种想法,但我就是不明白。

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My philosophy in life... is to prove myself to myself and not to others. I tried to teach my children that, that I have to respect myself, to prove to myself that I can do the best I can.

我的人生哲学…是向自己证明自己,而不是向别人。我试着教导我的孩子,我必须尊重自己,向自己证明我能做到最好。

Make sure that your kids or the kids in your life have an opportunity to share their ideas, and to teach you something about what we know.

确保你的孩子或你生活中的孩子有机会分享他们的想法,并教给你一些我们知道的东西。

By the time you get tired of chasing someone, you'll realize that the one you really wanted has gotten away.

当你厌倦了追逐一个人的时候,你会发现你真正想要的人已经离开了。

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

我试着讲道理,但我不喜欢。