Many people, many girls have tried to teach me the rules to football. And you would think that it would get in my head that way, but I just don't understand it.

  • -- John Hodgman 约翰·霍德曼

很多人,很多女孩都试图教我足球的规则。你可能会认为我脑子里会有这种想法,但我就是不明白。

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The more people pointed at me in scorn the more stubborn I got and when they began calling me the Bad Girl of West Seattle High, I tried to live up to it.

越多的人嘲笑我,我就变得越固执。当他们开始叫我西西雅图高中的坏女孩时,我试着不辜负他们的期望。

I get recognised sometimes, and that's really cool. I've tried certain disguises, but that doesn't work.

我有时会被认出来,这真的很酷。我试过一些伪装,但都没用。

To teach one's self is to be forced to learn twice.

自学就是强迫自己学两次。

I pretty much preach, teach and nag.

我喜欢说教、教导和唠叨。