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Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies.

  • -- Jasper Fforde 贾斯泼·福德

假装疯了，说很多话。然后——这是最重要的一点——什么也不做，直到你绝对必须这样做，然后确保每个人都死了。

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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

无论我走到哪里，都会有人问我，我是否认为大学扼杀了作家。我的观点是，他们没有扼杀足够多的。有许多畅销书本可以被一个好老师阻止。

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I learned early and at that kitchen table that there are ways of avoiding, without guilt, the commitments of love.

我很早就知道，在厨房的餐桌上，有一些方法可以避免，没有罪恶感，爱的承诺。

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