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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

  • -- Chris Rock 克里斯洛克

我没有高潮，但有时我希望我能高潮。这样，当我把生活搞砸的时候，我就有借口了。但现在愚蠢是没有康复的。

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Death used to announce itself in the thick of life but now people drag on so long it sometimes seems that we are reaching the stage when we may have to announce ourselves to death. It is as though one needs a special strength to die, and not a final weakness.

死亡过去常常在生命的壮年宣布它自己，但现在人们拖得太久了，有时我们似乎到了不得不宣布死亡的时候。就好像一个人死的时候需要一种特殊的力量，而不是最终的弱点。

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We cannot certainly, have any excuse either for taking any thing that belongs to our masters without their leave, or for being unfaithful in their business.

我们当然不能有任何借口，不经主人允许就拿走他的东西，或者在他的事务上不忠。

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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

是时候喝醉了!以免成为时间的殉难奴隶，喝醉酒;不停地喝醉!关于酒，关于诗，或者关于美德，随你的便。

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Being in a relationship with someone that doesn't treat you right isn't love, it's stupidity.

和一个对你不好的人在一起不是爱，而是愚蠢。

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But sometimes I think you have to try to do things that people don't think are doable.

但是有时候我认为你必须尝试做人们认为做不到的事情。

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If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse.

如果这对你很重要，你会找到方法的。如果没有，你会找到一个借口。

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

对智者说句话是不必要的，需要忠告的是愚蠢的人。

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Sometimes I just wish I had a day off. I really need to clean my room.

有时候我真希望能休息一天。我真的需要打扫我的房间。

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Too many high hopes, too many disappointments.

太多的希望，太多的失望。

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We're like marauders out on the high seas.

我们就像公海上的掠夺者。

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You can only be stupid when you're young.

你只有年轻的时候才会傻。

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You can't legislate stupidity.

你不能为愚蠢立法。

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