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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

  • -- Chris Rock 克里斯洛克

我没有高潮，但有时我希望我能高潮。这样，当我把生活搞砸的时候，我就有借口了。但现在愚蠢是没有康复的。

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I get paranoid about people staring at me. Even now I don't deal with people looking at me. I can't do it sometimes. I can't go out. I don't know how to react when people stare.

我对那些盯着我看的人产生了偏执。即使是现在，我也不会和那些看着我的人打交道。有时候我做不到。我不能出去。我不知道当人们盯着我看时，我该如何反应。

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Kindness trumps greed: it asks for sharing. Kindness trumps fear: it calls forth gratefulness and love. Kindness trumps even stupidity, for with sharing and love, one learns.

善良胜过贪婪:它要求分享。仁慈战胜恐惧:它唤起感激和爱。善良甚至胜过愚蠢，因为有了分享和爱，一个人会学会。

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You don't sit down and write a wish list about the person you are going to fall violently in love with. It just doesn't work like that.

你不会坐下来，写下你想要疯狂爱上的人的愿望清单。它就是不像那样工作。

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You must go after your wish. As soon as you start to pursue a dream, your life wakes up and everything has meaning.

你必须按照你的愿望去做。一旦你开始追求梦想，你的生活就会醒来，一切都有了意义。

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A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would have to be abolished.

天堂里的老板是地球上老板最好的借口，因此，如果上帝真的存在，他将被废除。

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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

真正的恐惧是某天早上醒来发现你的高中班级正在管理这个国家。

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

别人错了，不等于你对了，但你可以借故改正。

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Sometimes I'm really dressed up, and it really turns me on.

有时候我打扮得漂漂亮亮的，真让我兴奋。

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Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.

大多数人死得比想象的还要早;事实上，确实如此。

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The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.

我认识的最愚蠢的人是那些什么都知道的人。

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Too many high hopes, too many disappointments.

太多的希望，太多的失望。

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In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

在政治上，愚蠢不是障碍。

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