I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

  • -- Chris Rock 克里斯洛克

我没有高潮,但有时我希望我能高潮。这样,当我把生活搞砸的时候,我就有借口了。但现在愚蠢是没有康复的。

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You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.

你甚至在你的诗中说我愚蠢,我几乎同意,因为在涉及愚蠢的地方,你是一个相当的专家,朋友。

I set myself high standards on the pitch and I know I have not always lived up to them this season.

我在球场上给自己设定了很高的标准,我知道这个赛季我并不总是能达到这些标准。

'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. (attributed)

与其把所有的怀疑都说出来,还不如保持沉默,被认为是个傻瓜。(认为)

I wish I could go home. I've been on the road since May. I wonder if my dogs still remember me.

我希望我能回家。自从五月份以来我一直在路上。我想知道我的狗是否还记得我。

Sometimes i wish i could just fast forward time just to see if in the end its all worth it.

有时候,我真希望时光能倒流,看看是否一切都值得。

One marked feature of the people, both high and low, is a love for flowers.

无论贵贱,人们的一个显著特征就是爱花。

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.

我们有四千万的理由失败,但没有一个借口。

Don't wish for someone else to do later what you can do now.

不要希望别人以后做你现在能做的事。

Sometimes, a Hug is all you need to make you feel better.

有时候,一个拥抱就能让你感觉更好。

Stupidity fuses notoriety and celebrity.

愚蠢融合了恶名和名人。

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

在政治上,愚蠢不是障碍。