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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

  • -- Chris Rock 克里斯洛克

我没有高潮，但有时我希望我能高潮。这样，当我把生活搞砸的时候，我就有借口了。但现在愚蠢是没有康复的。

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It's not unexpected that shooting massive amounts of water, sand, and chemicals at high pressure into the earth to shatter shale and release natural gas might shake things up. But earthquakes aren't the worst problem with fracking.

将大量的水、沙子和化学物质在高压下射入地球，粉碎页岩并释放出天然气，这并不令人意外。但地震并不是水力压裂法最严重的问题。

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I didn't wish those tragedies upon the people who played them out. It was certainly tragic for them, but not for me. All of those things brought me to where I am. Without those things, I couldn't be who I am, I wouldn't be here.

我不希望那些悲剧发生在上演这些悲剧的人身上。这对他们来说无疑是一场悲剧，但对我却不是。所有这些都把我带到了现在的位置。没有这些，我就不会是现在的我，我就不会在这里。

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It is because nations tend towards stupidity and baseness that mankind moves so slowly; it is because individuals have a capacity for better things that it moves at all.

正是因为国家倾向于愚蠢和卑劣，人类才行动得如此缓慢;正是因为个人有能力做更好的事情，它才会发生变化。

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I collect watches because I'm always late, and I need to know exactly how late I'm going to be - in order to come up with a good excuse.

我收集手表，因为我总是迟到，而且我需要确切地知道我要迟到多久——以便找到一个好的借口。

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I never did quite fit the glamour mode. It is life with my husband and family that is my high now.

我从来都不太适合魅力型。与丈夫和家人在一起的生活是我现在最快乐的时光。

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

有两件事是无限的:宇宙和人类的愚蠢;我对宇宙也不是很确定。

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If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

如果你想当场忘掉什么，记下来这件事要记住。

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If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.

如果你真的想做某事，你会找到方法的。如果你不这样做，你就会找借口。

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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

聪明其实很简单。想一些愚蠢的话，然后说相反的话。

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Every man is as heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.

每个人都是上天创造的，有时甚至更糟。

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Nature, like man, sometimes weeps from gladness.

大自然和人一样，有时也会因喜悦而哭泣。

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You can't legislate stupidity.

你不能为愚蠢立法。

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