I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My mouth sort of developed over time.

  • -- Jeff Ross 杰夫·罗斯

我是那种总是犹豫不前,然后在你最意想不到的时候讲笑话的孩子。时机就是一切。随着时间的推移,我的嘴开始发育。

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The plan we developed to deal with al Qaeda depended on developing sources of human and technical intelligence that could give us insights into his plans at the tactical level. This is easy to say but hard to accomplish.

我们制定的对付基地组织的计划依赖于开发人力和技术情报来源,这些情报可以让我们从战术层面了解他的计划。这说起来容易,做起来难。

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

我认为自己是一个聪明,敏感的人,有小丑的灵魂,总是迫使我在最重要的时刻打击它。

Most of the music you hear on the radio today is developed for making money. It doesn't feel true or honest. You can feel it in the music.

你今天在收音机里听到的大多数音乐都是为了赚钱而制作的。这感觉既不真实也不诚实。你可以从音乐中感受到。

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

喜剧并不好笑。喜剧是艰苦的工作,需要时间,需要大量的排练。

Don't waste your time with fear.. Fear won't keep you safe from being hurt.

不要把你的时间浪费在恐惧上。恐惧不会让你免受伤害。

The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

成功最确定的方法就是再试一次。