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Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

  • -- Scott Adams 史考特·亚当斯

注意你写的东西不要冒犯任何人，也不要在公司内部引起问题。最安全的方法是删除所有有用的信息。

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I had an instinctive feeling that the people who have little or no school training should have something coming into their homes weekly which dealt with their problems in a simple, helpful way... so I wrote in a plain, common-sense way on the things that concerned our people.

我有一种本能的感觉，那些很少或没有接受过学校培训的人应该每周都有一些东西到家里来，用一种简单、有益的方式处理他们的问题……因此，我用一种朴素的、常识性的方式写了有关我们人民的事情。

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Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.'

安装电脑以减少职员雇用的公司很少实现他们的期望。他们现在需要更多、更昂贵的职员，尽管他们称他们为“操作员”或“程序员”。

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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

你想让我每次讲完笑话后都道歉吗?如果它没有冒犯到某人，它可能不是一个笑话。这可能不是一个有趣的观察。它一定在某个地方冒犯了某人。

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We should seek by all means in our power to avoid war, by analysing possible causes, by trying to remove them, by discussion in a spirit of collaboration and good will.

我们应该在我们的权力范围内，通过分析可能的原因，通过努力消除这些原因，通过本着合作与善意的精神进行讨论，寻求以一切手段避免战争。

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It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

与其把嘴张开，消除所有的疑虑，不如闭上嘴巴，装出一副愚蠢的样子。

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We are not here to solve the problems; the problems are here to solve us.

我们不是来解决问题的;这些问题是来解决我们的。

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The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

成功的秘诀是得罪最多的人。

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