I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.

  • -- David Antin 安亭

作为我工作的一部分,我保留讲狗狗故事甚至是普通笑话的权利。就算有一半观众退出,我也不在乎。

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But I can tell that once, and if, and when this issue gets to be, under real terms, investigated, you will be seeing certain people that we know from this country standing trial; and they will be prosecuted criminally.

但我可以告诉你,一旦,如果,当这个问题得到真正的调查,你将会看到我们从这个国家认识的某些人接受审判;他们将受到刑事起诉。

I can tell jokes. I can talk to the audience. I can relax. I can change my songs whenever I want. I can change the tempos. I can change the mood, because I'm in charge.

我会讲笑话。我可以和观众交谈。我可以放松。我可以随时更换我的歌曲。我可以改变节奏。我可以改变心情,因为我是负责人。