I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我想买一个自动贩卖机,有有趣的大小糖果棒,和前面的玻璃是放大镜。你会发疯的,但一切都太迟了。

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Love life. Love the people in your life. Live how you want. Never give up on your dreams, they are all you got.

爱情生活。爱你生命中的人。想怎么生活就怎么生活。永远不要放弃你的梦想,它们是你所拥有的一切。

If I let you in you'll just want out.

如果我让你进来,你就会想出去。