I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我想买一个自动贩卖机,有有趣的大小糖果棒,和前面的玻璃是放大镜。你会发疯的,但一切都太迟了。

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But such is the irresistable nature of truth, that all it asks, and all it wants is the liberty of appearing.

但这就是真理的不可抗拒的本性,它所要求的一切,它所需要的一切,就是显现的自由。

It's like half of me really wants to be with him and the other half just  wants to be over him.

就好像我有一半真的想和他在一起,另一半只是想和他分手。