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Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks.

  • -- Tim Heidecker 蒂姆·海德克

每个人都听过同样的笑话一百万遍，也知道其中的设置。他们厌倦了网络上的大众娱乐。

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The myths connected with individual sanctuaries and ceremonies were merely part of the apparatus of the worship; they served to excite the fancy and sustain the interest of the worshipper... no one cared what he believed about its origin.

与个人圣殿和仪式有关的神话只是崇拜的一部分;它们的作用是激发幻想，维持崇拜者的兴趣。没有人关心他相信它的起源。

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You could be doing a million butt lifts, but your butt is not going to get any bigger because there is nothing to build on. Your body needs food to make that happen.

你可以做一百万次提臀，但是你的屁股不会再变大了，因为没有什么可以做的了。你的身体需要食物才能做到这一点。

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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

电视是一种娱乐媒介，它使成千上万的人在同一时间听同一种笑话，但仍然感到孤独。

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Hermione uses all these big long tongue twister words. I don't know what she's going on about half the time!

赫敏用的都是又长又大的绕口令。我有一半的时间不知道她在做什么!

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It takes two days to learn everything about a man; to know animals you will need more time.

了解一个人的一切需要两天的时间;要了解动物，你需要更多的时间。

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I've served on five different juries, and many of them were bonkers in their own way.

我曾在五个不同的陪审团中任职，他们中的许多人都有自己的疯狂之处。

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