When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

当我两岁的时候,我真的很焦虑,因为我的年龄在一年内翻了一番。我想,如果这种情况继续下去,到我六岁的时候,我就九十岁了。

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Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away.

有些人认为,真相可以隐藏一点掩盖和装饰。但随着时间的流逝,真假会渐渐显露出来。

Men don't even ask me out. I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date, and I'm talking years here. I spend my life more and more alone.

男人们甚至不约我出去。我不记得上次有人约我出去是什么时候了,我说的是好几年了。我的生活越来越孤独。