So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'

  • -- Tommy Cooper 汤米·库珀

于是他说:“我要把你的一条裤腿的裤脚剪掉,放在图书馆里。”我想,“这是上书的机会。”

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Socially I never was an outsider. I have never thought of the conflict element before frankly, but perhaps it was wanting to belong, and at the same time wanting to retain one's own personality.

在社交方面,我从来都不是局外人。坦白地说,我从来没有想过冲突的因素,但也许是想要归属,同时想要保留自己的个性。

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.

当我戒酒时,只是因为我想如果我不戒酒,我就会死。