A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
碗
Bowls
Life is just a bowl of pits.
生活就是一碗坑。
I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.
我一点也不能抱怨。我在金鱼缸里玩得很开心。
The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.
你唯一应该检查你邻居的碗的时间是确保他们有足够的。你不会去看你邻居的碗里有没有他们的那么多。
I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.
我试着为自己写所有的东西。我是个超级体育迷，但对细节不感兴趣。我不记得五年前谁赢得了超级碗，也不记得听过什么体育谈话节目。我想确保这些笑话是自成体系的，这样每个人都能看懂。