A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
机智
Witty
Let's have some new cliches.
让我们来听一些新的陈词滥调。
Conquered people tend to be witty.
被征服的人往往很机智。
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
你可以假装很严肃;你不能装聪明。
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
任何一个去看精神科医生的人都应该检查他的头部。
There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.
没有一点坏脾气，就不可能机智。
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
我是这个世界上唯一一个我想彻底了解的人。
In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man.
事实上，欺骗一个傻瓜在我看来是一种值得一个机智的人去做的事情。
Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
学而不思则罔，思而不学则殆。
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
如果没有一群愚蠢的人作伴，一个聪明的人往往会不知所措。
You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.
你聪明、机智、出色，但是你花了太多时间读这类东西。
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.
我从来就不怎么喜欢时尚，不喜欢有趣的小缝，不喜欢俏皮的小褶。我喜欢的是女孩子们。
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
我能忍受蛮力，但蛮力的理智是相当难以忍受的。它的使用有些不公平。它打击的是智力。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and had to go to special-ed every day and felt stupid about that and got very witty to defend myself.
那么，作为一个人，我的喜剧从何而来?是的，当我还是个孩子的时候，我有诵读困难，每天都要去参加特殊教育，对此我感到很愚蠢，但我很聪明地为自己辩护。
Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves.
人的本性就是如此，无论他们如何承认别人比自己更机智、更雄辩或更有学问;然而，他们几乎不会相信有许多人像他们一样聪明。
Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole truth is maintained. But what matters is not what is witty but what is true.
一切深刻的东西都是简单的，只要保持对整个真理的参照，就可以简单地再现出来。但重要的不是机智，而是真实。
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
做一个爱人比做一个丈夫容易，原因很简单:每天保持机智比时不时地说些好听的话更难。