A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
喜剧演员
Comedian
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
我有一个很棒的化妆团队。他们是修复自由女神像的同一群人。
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
当她开始演奏时，施坦威亲自来到钢琴前，把他的名字从钢琴上擦掉。
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
幽默感对你有好处。你听说过一只笑着的土狼有过心脏灼烧的经历吗?
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
一切都是变化的。人们把喜剧演员当儿戏，把政客当儿戏。
I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
我对演播室制度的消失感到遗憾。我很感激，因为我没有天赋。
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
已婚夫妇能够日复一日地生活在一起，这是梵蒂冈一直忽视的奇迹。
When I started, you didn't make a lot of money by being a comedian. You didn't get a lot of respect.
我刚开始的时候，你当喜剧演员赚不了多少钱。你没有得到很多尊重。
If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.
如果你想完成某件事，让一个忙碌的人去做。你做的事情越多，你就能做的越多。
As I grow older, I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.
随着年龄的增长，我很遗憾地说，一种令人讨厌的思考习惯似乎占据了我的思想。
And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.
如果我能通过改变自己的意识来参与其中，那么其他人的意识，我很乐意去做。
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'
当我告诉别人我是喜剧演员时，他们会说，‘哦，你有趣吗?我说，‘不，这不是那种喜剧。’
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
成为喜剧演员的压力就是要搞笑，但我已经放弃了，所以没有任何压力。
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It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
当你是喜剧演员的时候，搞笑是件好事。
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
不是每只闭着的眼睛都在睡觉，也不是每只睁开的眼睛都在看东西。
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
我们生活在机器时代。历史上，喜剧演员第一次被迫为自己提供笑话和喜剧素材来与机器竞争。不管他知不知道，这位喜剧演员都在跑步机上逐渐被人遗忘。
Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
音乐是一种强大的能量来源。这是一种大家都知道的语言。
I'm an actor, I'm not a comedian, I never was a comedian.
我是个演员，我不是喜剧演员，我从来都不是喜剧演员。