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喜剧演员
Comedian
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
我在爱中、在欢笑中、在真理中离开了，无论真理、爱和笑声住在哪里，我的精神就在那里。
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
我看到了笑的力量。它可以把几乎无法忍受的眼泪变成可以忍受的，甚至是充满希望的。
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
你认识的人中，只有你能确定正确的抚养孩子的方法吗?那些从来没有吃过的人。
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
孩子比我们任何人都聪明。知道我怎么知道的吗?我不认识一个有全职工作和孩子的孩子。
In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.
在一个更加理性严谨的时代，我根本不会被人说成是一个讽刺作家。我只想做一个时事喜剧演员。
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
我的同龄人认为我是一个优秀的喜剧演员。所以，这就是我一直努力做的，从我的同龄人得到一些认可。
If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
如果你成为一个喜剧演员的喜剧演员，这基本上意味着其他喜剧演员希望你做得很好。
I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.
我和很多喜剧演员合作过，而不是漫画，虽然我也和漫画合作过，但我能分辨出来。
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
当然，童年的本质就是玩耍，我和我的朋友们无休止地在街上玩耍，我们不情愿地与车流分享。
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
即使你的孩子总是和你说的完全相反，你也要一如既往地爱他们。
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
我当然不是爱情方面的权威，因为爱情方面没有权威，只有那些幸运的人和没有幸运的人。
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
有时候当我说话的时候，我的语言跟不上我的思想。我想知道为什么我们思考的速度比说话的速度快。也许这样我们可以三思而后行。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn't been any radio that did that. And so they weren't trained - they had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
是的，但是你需要一个经验丰富的电台老手，一个自由主义的拥护者。当时没有任何一台收音机能做到这一点。所以他们没有受过训练——他们养成了所有这些客观、平衡的坏习惯，诸如此类。
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
好消息是耶稣回来了。坏消息是他真的很生气。
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
我们都是用死亡来换取生命，所以在这两者之间的一切都应该是免费的。
I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.
我只是喜欢观察别人——这是我从小就做的事情，而且我做得很好。这也是我成为喜剧演员的一个重要原因。我的听众中有各种各样你能想象得到的人，我喜欢这样。
I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
我对演播室制度的消失感到遗憾。我很感激，因为我没有天赋。
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
我总是在正确的时间和地点。当然，我是自己开车去的。