A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Death by creaming.
死于乳化。
Laziness always wins.
懒惰总是赢家。
Stone me, what a life!
用石头砸我，这是怎样的生活啊!
A dog has got human eyes.
狗有人类的眼睛。
Always recycle wasted time.
一定要回收浪费的时间。
I could eat a knob at night.
我晚上能吃上一颗。
I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy!
我不可能是妈妈，我是爸爸!
Some say even to walk is a dance.
有人说，甚至走路也是一种舞蹈。
Eating was easy. Thinking was hard.
吃很简单。思考是困难的。
God does not play dice, bankers do.
上帝不玩骰子，银行家玩。
A halo is a cock ring for the soul.
光环是灵魂的公鸡戒指。
Half my life is an act of revision.
我的半辈子都在不断地修正。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Now I know this is going to seem counter to every instinct that you have, but I'm going to ask you to sit still, or I'll put you in the trunk.
现在我知道这似乎与你的本能背道而驰，但我要请你安静地坐着，否则我就把你放进后备箱。
I think cynicism often disguises itself as humour.
我认为犬儒主义经常把自己伪装成幽默。
Achieve everything and fail at the rest.
完成每件事，然后在剩下的事情上失败。
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
为了找回我的青春，我愿意做任何事情，除了锻炼，早起，或者做一个受人尊敬的人。
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
不要把生活看得太严肃。你永远无法活着离开这里。