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Laziness always wins.

  • -- Tibor Fischer 蒂伯·费希尔

懒惰总是赢家。

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You know if you're jogging, when you speed up and you aren't used to it you get tired and pant? Well cars can't do that, so they blow up instead.

你知道，如果你在慢跑，当你加速时，你不习惯它，你会感到疲倦和气喘?汽车做不到这一点，所以它们会爆炸。

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People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones.

人们朝你扔石头，你把石头变成里程碑。

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