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Stone me, what a life!

  • -- Tony Hancock 托尼汉考克

用石头砸我，这是怎样的生活啊!

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I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.

我认为在男人和女人之间做选择就像在蛋糕和冰淇淋之间做选择一样。当有这么多不同的口味时，你不同时尝试这两种口味是愚蠢的。

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Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.

天堂。这是我们发明的最大的时间浪费，在锯木机之外。

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