A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
I'm very much afraid I didn't mean anything but nonsense.
我很抱歉，我只是在胡说八道。
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
我有几个丈夫?你是说除了我自己?
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
“未来”和女性是一个危险的组合。
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
如果你想让上帝发笑，告诉他你的计划。
If I wanted you to understand, I would explain it better.
如果我想让你明白，我会解释得更好。
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me.
我不相信鬼，但他们盲目地相信我。
Laughing in the cultural industry is mockery of happiness.
在文化产业中，笑是对幸福的嘲弄。
Nothing great is ever accomplished by following standards.
没有什么伟大的事情是通过遵循标准来完成的。
At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.
在家里，我有一种幼稚幼稚的幽默感。
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
预测是非常困难的，尤其是对未来的预测。
I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.
反正我也不想让米老鼠帮我拉皮条。
Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.
南瓜是唯一有三角形眼睛的生物。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Don't tell me I should only talk to people with a high influence score, or I'll Klout you.
别跟我说我应该只跟影响力高的人说话，否则我就揍你。
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
如果不是因为物理和执法，我将势不可挡。
It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going.
让你的大脑思考是有好处的，只要你知道它要去哪里。
God heard the embattled nations sing and shout.
神听见严阵以待的列国欢呼歌唱。
A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?
一项新的研究表明，严重的恐惧症会加速衰老。但如果我最大的恐惧是衰老呢?
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
一点点真诚是危险的，太真诚则绝对是致命的。