A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Humour is the best way to make the unbearable bearable.
幽默是使难以忍受的事情变得可以忍受的最好方法。
Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards.
有时候，成功的唯一方法就是向后失败。
I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men.
我正在进行离婚排毒减肥。我只吃年轻人。
There is much to discover that's not on the back cover!
有很多发现不是在封底上!
It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.
我很荣幸能被你伤透了心。
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement.
一个健康的身体是最好的时尚宣言。
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
就像鱼儿不需要自行车，女人也不需要男人
Lord, my hands were made for blessing, but not my feet!
主阿，我的手是为祝福而生，但我的脚不是!
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.
只有平庸才能被相信永远处于最佳状态。
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
我知道人类和鱼可以和平共处。
Life in a box is better than no life at all... I expect.
盒子里的生活总比没有生活好。我期望。
I am a writer, I'm supposed to be intense and emotional.
我是一个作家，我应该是热情和感性的。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Achieve everything and fail at the rest.
完成每件事，然后在剩下的事情上失败。
Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing.
直到我害怕失去它，我才喜欢读书。人不爱呼吸。
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
解释一个笑话就像解剖一只青蛙。你能更好地理解，但青蛙在这个过程中死了。
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
根本没有必要做任何家务。头四年过去了，情况并没有变得更糟。
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit.
载入史册是一种死路一条的追求。
Interest? What's money interested in? More money.
兴趣?钱感兴趣的是什么?更多的钱。