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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

  • -- Woody Allen 伍迪·艾伦

如果你想让上帝发笑，告诉他你的计划。

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Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, i'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside- remember all the times you've felt that way.

有时候你早上从床上爬起来，你想，我活不下去了，但你内心却在笑——记住所有你有过这种感觉的时候。

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There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

没有什么比高效地做根本不应该做的事情更没用的了。

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And the Buddha is the person who's free: free of plans, free of cares.

佛陀是一个自由的人:没有计划，没有忧虑。

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The past is truly an inoperable tumor that spreads to the present.

过去确实是一个无法手术的肿瘤，它会扩散到现在。

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Hey, mi cocky longa than mi nike. Tell me wah yuh like.

嘿，我的骄傲龙格比我的耐克。告诉我你喜欢。

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Half the lies our opponents tell about us are untrue.

我们的对手说的关于我们的谎言有一半是不真实的。

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