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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

  • -- Woody Allen 伍迪·艾伦

如果你想让上帝发笑，告诉他你的计划。

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There be those who say that things and places have souls, and there be those who say they have not; I dare not say, myself, but I will tell of The Street.

有人说事物和地方有灵魂，也有人说没有;我不敢说，我自己，但我要讲这条街。

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The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

大多数人最大的弱点是，当他们活着的时候，他们不愿意告诉别人他们有多爱他们。

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I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!

我想我知道我的生活哪里出了问题。全世界都是舞台，而我是个差劲的演员!

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There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

没有什么比高效地做根本不应该做的事情更没用的了。

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Pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.

当你忽视漂亮女孩时，她们会表现得更好。

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Light tomorrow with today!

用今天照亮明天!

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