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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

  • -- Woody Allen 伍迪·艾伦

如果你想让上帝发笑，告诉他你的计划。

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I believe good plans are the best way to maximize fun, avoid disaster, and possibly, save the world. I spend a lot of my time making them.

我相信好的计划是最大限度地增加乐趣，避免灾难，甚至拯救世界的最好方法。我花了很多时间制作它们。

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I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.

我知道偷一只脚很奇怪。但是，你好，住在一个脚可以被偷的房子里是很奇怪的。

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I don't need to travel back in time to cause trouble. Seeing back through time finds me trouble enough!

我不需要回到过去制造麻烦。回首过去，我已经够麻烦的了!

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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.

使我们明智的不是回忆过去，而是对未来的责任。

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And everything I'm dying to tell you is everything I wish you'd say.

我想告诉你的都是我希望你说的。

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We all have stories we won't ever tell.

我们都有自己不愿讲的故事。

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