A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
幸福无非是健康的身体和糟糕的记性。
Some travel to find themselves—I was travelling to get lost.
有些人旅行是为了寻找自我——我旅行是为了迷失自我。
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
我发现如果你只是说话，你的嘴就会说话。
I'm thinking that I shouldn't have filed my nails last night.
我在想我昨晚不该锉指甲的。
Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.
每个人都被一群自愿的间谍包围着。
Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit.
撒尿是我最没有才能的事情。你应该看看我。
If politics were a musical, it would be "Promises, Promises".
如果政治是一部音乐剧，那它一定是“承诺，承诺”。
Sometimes I feel better around you. I kind of like your face.
有时候和你在一起我感觉更好。我有点喜欢你的脸。
These blondes, sir, they're responsible for a lot of trouble.
先生，这些金发碧眼的人惹了不少麻烦。
I have no problem with god - it's his fan club that scars me.
我对上帝没有意见——是他的歌迷俱乐部让我伤痕累累。
If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead.
如果你发现自己抄近路，那就绕个圈吧。
Everyone looked pensive, which is good cover-up for clueless.
每个人都显得若有所思，这是掩盖无知的好办法。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
我恨人类，因为我认为自己是他们中最好的一个，我知道我有多坏。
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
我喜欢最后期限。我喜欢它们经过时发出的嗖嗖声。
Advertising - a judicious mixture of flattery and threats.
广告——奉承和威胁的明智结合。
They are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters.
她们跟别的姑娘一样，又傻又无知;可是丽萃比她姐姐们还伶俐。
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.
正常只是你烘干机上的一个设置。