A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
Rod has such a wicked sense of humour. I loved him very much.
罗德有如此邪恶的幽默感。我非常爱他。
Here are some quotes from my book and there are plenty more...
以下是我书中的一些引言，还有很多……
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
他们说我是一个有价值的客户，现在却给我发讨厌的邮件。
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
今天一定是星期四。我总是搞不懂星期四是怎么回事。
I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.
我想对所有家长制的废话采取零容忍政策。
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
变老不是问题。你只要活得足够长。
Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?
这是不是意味着如果我们把所有的胡子都刮干净，它们就会很好?
After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it.
普孔事件之后，我发誓再也不写书了。这是它。
All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.
我所知道的幽默就是我对它一无所知。
Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.
现在对我来说，伊迪丝看起来像是会吃掉她的孩子的东西。
What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over.
眼不见，心不烦。
Books are good for lots of uses, not for dropping in the toilet.
书有很多用处，不是丢在厕所里的。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?
一项新的研究表明，严重的恐惧症会加速衰老。但如果我最大的恐惧是衰老呢?
They are all silly and ignorant like other girls; but Lizzy has something more of quickness than her sisters.
她们跟别的姑娘一样，又傻又无知;可是丽萃比她姐姐们还伶俐。
And what lesson can we draw from volantene history? If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
我们能从瓦兰提斯的历史中学到什么? 如果你想征服世界，你最好拥有龙。
With sociology one can do anything and call it work.
有了社会学，你可以做任何事情，并称之为工作。
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
公众非常宽容。它宽恕一切，除了天才。
Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat
认为金钱买不到幸福的人从来没有养过猫