A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
幽默
Humour
It is well known that any drive to reduce paperwork only results in extra paperwork.
众所周知，任何减少文书工作的努力只会导致额外的文书工作。
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
一点点真诚是危险的，太真诚则绝对是致命的。
He said something that made it impossible to continue working for him. You're fired.
他说了一些使他无法继续为他工作的话。你被炒了。
When you exclude anything that is improbable, whatever is left, is not as hilarious.
当你排除任何不可能的事情，不管剩下什么，都不会那么好笑。
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
我恨人类，因为我认为自己是他们中最好的一个，我知道我有多坏。
Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.
我们的关系不是太阳、月亮、星星，但也不是扯淡。
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done.
对于一般男人来说，婚姻是洗衣服最昂贵的方式。
Euthanasia" is an excellent and comforting word! I am grateful to whoever invented it.
“安乐死”是一个很好的安慰词!我很感激发明它的人。
The expected has happened, and when the expected happens, it always causes me emotion.
期待已经发生，当期待发生的时候，总是让我激动。
All we know of the Missing Link is that he is missing - and he won't be missed either.
我们所知道的缺失环节是，他正在缺失，而且他也不会被忽视。
It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.
我父母拥有世界上最大的黑人圣诞老人收藏，这不是我的错。
Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.
邪恶的影响就像尼古丁贴片，你只能吸收那些粘在你身上的东西。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.
只有平庸才能被相信永远处于最佳状态。
I don't know the rules of grammar... If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to me you should use their language, the language they use every day, the language in which they think. We try to write in the vernacular.
我不懂语法规则……如果你试图说服人们做某事，或者买东西，在我看来，你应该使用他们的语言，他们每天使用的语言，他们思考的语言。我们尽量用方言写作。
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
幸福无非是健康的身体和糟糕的记性。
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
解释一个笑话就像解剖一只青蛙。你能更好地理解，但青蛙在这个过程中死了。
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
没有什么比女人的幽默感更能破坏浪漫了。
Don't tell me I should only talk to people with a high influence score, or I'll Klout you.
别跟我说我应该只跟影响力高的人说话，否则我就揍你。